everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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