so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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