For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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