She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
My friend wants your phone number so you can teach her how to take a beer bong. She saw you doing them last night and got jealous.
Just tell her to open her throat. I don't want to talk to anyone who is jealous of someone who woke up this morning with a cat in their shirt as a result of that glorious beer bonging skill.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
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