Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Randomize
