I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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