We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
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