have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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