Grow some girl-balls and come out already
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
She's the barista slut.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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