so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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