I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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