So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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