So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
dude, the building's fire alarm was going off for over an hour last night and you didn't move
that's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
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