stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
they call him Oral-B. enough said
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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