u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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