So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
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