If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
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