is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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