I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
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