Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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