They have a pepper shaker for pot.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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