Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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