She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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