We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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