My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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