WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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