You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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