just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Even my vagina gasped.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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