Cold hands, warm shart.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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