I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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