i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
