I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
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