Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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