i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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