question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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