his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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