doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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