your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
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