Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
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