Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
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