Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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