How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
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