in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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