Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
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