you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
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