what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
accomplished twins. life is a go
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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