Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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