We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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