TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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