Well I left you a voicemail but you probably won't be able to hear it because my mic is fucked up. I think you need to come down here and take it in for me.
I hate this phone so bad I'm going to lose all of my friends because of it
Yeah...you probably will...
well, you're marked off my christmas card list for next year.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
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