she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
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