what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
Randomize
